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Newsflash: Obelisk Oracle Secretly EvilTYRANNIAN BATTLEGROUNDS: This morning, the oracle of the obelisk was sighted doing “something suspicious.” Neopians are cautioned to remain as far away from the site as possible.Newsflash: Obelisk Oracle Secretly Evil by ParodyHam
What started as a normal Tyrannian day turned chaotic when the oracle summoned hoards of spirits embodying the Six Deadly Acts, henceforth referred to as the “SDAs.” These SDAs were described by many eyewitness accounts. We chose to interview one of them, a Baby Acara, that the team decided to call Finklestine. He had been fighting alongside of his owner, Sherry, when the “potentially malevolent events” occurred.
When pressed for comments, Finklestine said, “Goo, gaga GAH,” between bouts of tears. “Gaga ooh lala.” We handed him a rattle and moved on to his human, a freckled girl with long red hair.
When questioned, Sherry’s body was covered in bright yellow, glowing runes. She kept pointing to the spire; white eyed and shaking, the human